{"id":1,"date":"2010-09-16T00:25:55","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T00:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uncityslicker.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2010-10-17T23:04:38","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T03:04:38","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/uncityslicker.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"How to set up a website in half an hour!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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For those of you who have been wondering how time consuming it is to start a blog, I give you the following:<\/div>\n
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me: \u00c2\u00a0who do you use for hosting and layout?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0hosting is dreamhost<\/div>\n
and layout is from woothemes<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0cool<\/div>\n
i have half an hour til my pork roast is done<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0sweet<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0think i can go live in that amount of time?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0no<\/div>\n
haha<\/div>\n
Sent at 7:57 PM on Wednesday<\/strong><\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0ok, so domain name<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0find something decent<\/div>\n
see if you can get a .com<\/div>\n
Sent at 7:54 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0hmm<\/div>\n
yuppiefarms.com<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0is it available?<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0yes<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0eh<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0i kno<\/div>\n
justoutoftown.com<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0hard to read<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0cobblecockhill.com<\/div>\n
lol<\/div>\n
thats what the last owner called the place<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0hilarious<\/div>\n
dude the name of your town and road are funny<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0haha<\/div>\n
i was thinking something like city slicker<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0hmm<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0no<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0well yeah i meant having that in the title<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0its registered<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0yeah<\/div>\n
http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/City_Slicker<\/a><\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0the site is going to be how to live in the country if you are a city slicker right?<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0yea<\/div>\n
or at least how im making it work<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0www.uncityslicker.com<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0oh<\/div>\n
how to stop being one<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0exactly<\/div>\n
people would understand what the site is about<\/div>\n
from the title<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0good on ya<\/div>\n
promo code for hosting?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0let me see if i have one<\/div>\n
that site sometimes does crazy good deals<\/div>\n
like on earth day<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:07 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0or your email you used for there for referral<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:09 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0let me see<\/div>\n
were you able to use me as a reference?<\/div>\n
yeah, just put my email address down<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0yeah, it worked<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0sweet<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0private server\/sql or no?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0naw<\/div>\n
not necessary<\/div>\n
cause you aren’t making an application<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0unique ip?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0nope<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:13 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0brb<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0once you have everything… on the left panel… go down to goodies and one-click installs<\/div>\n
then do advanced mode and install wordpress<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:15 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0that it?<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0more or less<\/div>\n
is it live yet?<\/div>\n
i can’t see it<\/div>\n
or does it take some time for them to set it up<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0idk<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0uncityslicker.com right?<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0yeah<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0might take a bit<\/div>\n
so you did the worpress install too right?<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:22 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0do i have to put anything on it, or does there have a wordpress placeholder<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0it should have the default theme<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0its installed<\/div>\n
Ilya: \u00c2\u00a0cool<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:25 PM on Wednesday<\/div>\n
me: \u00c2\u00a0try now<\/div>\n
the default image is oddly appropriate<\/div>\n
Sent at 8:27 PM on Wednesday<\/strong><\/div>\n
TLDR;<\/div>\n
Ilya didn’t think I could get my blog going in half an hour. \u00c2\u00a0BYAAAAAAH!<\/div>\n

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